dEar fMl-
 
FiNAlly! wE cAn SeND mAIl tO thhhe fmlllll. piPpi, SToP iT! YOu'Re
bUmPinG mY PaW! MaKinG me mAkE MIstAkeS!
 
WE ReAd tHE FMl wHenEvER wE CAn! YoU gUYs TaLk wAY ToO MUCh abOuT
BatHS, naIl CLipPiNG, AnD LiTTerbOxEs. YOu nEeD tO TaLk aBouT
oUtLaWing cOlLaRs, CAgeS, AnD WoRk. (piPpi AnD i HaTe "wOrK." wE
dOn'T UNdeRsTanD whaT It IS, bUt iT keEps OuR pEoPle AwaY frOm
HoMe anD uS!) YOu ALsO nEeD tO TaLk abOUt GeTtinG Us MorE tREaTs
aNd lEsS KIbBlE.
 
AlRighT, aLRiGht. piPpI WaNts To sAy a FeW woRDs. HeRe's pIpPi...
 
 
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tHaT's eNoUgH, pIPpi. NoONe CaN unDerStaNd YOu. YOu aRe tOo MuCh
oF a SpAz!
 
wE SuPpoRt aLl EfForTs tO UnIonIze FeRretS evEryWHerE. wE NeEd To
haVe OUr DeMAndS MeT! MElOn AnD raIsOns FoR AlL! AbOliSh CaGeS!
DAiLy waLKs In ThE PaRk! Ok, PipPi. SoCks foR AlL!
 
tHE UniOn hAs tHe sUppOrt oF BusHy tAiL feRreT ClAn! (piPpI aNd i
aRe cHaRtEr meMBeRs.) We wiLl nIp ToEs UnTiL OuR peOplE SubMit
tO oUr DemAnDs!
 
-sQuIrT aND pIpPi
 
pS...oUr pEOplEs, kIm aNd MikE arE gOoD, bUt mIsGuiDed lIkE thE ResT
oF yOu fMl'Ers.
 
 
              _       _                  diGgeRs aNd soCK ChEwErS
       _____C .._. ._.. c_____                   UNitE!
  ____/     \___/   \___/     \____
 <____/\_---\_\       /_/---_/\____>
 
 sQuiRt (ThAt's         pIpPi
  mE!)
 
[Moderator's ferrets' note: NexT We WiLL waNt A lISt oF OUr OwN! BB EtC.]
[Posted in FML issue 1143]