dEar fMl- FiNAlly! wE cAn SeND mAIl tO thhhe fmlllll. piPpi, SToP iT! YOu'Re bUmPinG mY PaW! MaKinG me mAkE MIstAkeS! WE ReAd tHE FMl wHenEvER wE CAn! YoU gUYs TaLk wAY ToO MUCh abOuT BatHS, naIl CLipPiNG, AnD LiTTerbOxEs. YOu nEeD tO TaLk aBouT oUtLaWing cOlLaRs, CAgeS, AnD WoRk. (piPpi AnD i HaTe "wOrK." wE dOn'T UNdeRsTanD whaT It IS, bUt iT keEps OuR pEoPle AwaY frOm HoMe anD uS!) YOu ALsO nEeD tO TaLk abOUt GeTtinG Us MorE tREaTs aNd lEsS KIbBlE. AlRighT, aLRiGht. piPpI WaNts To sAy a FeW woRDs. HeRe's pIpPi... mdgfxcgkldSOCKSSSjkdfghjkNEEDjfkjdfSOCKSdjfhkjhNEEDjhdkjhMELONjzdjf tHaT's eNoUgH, pIPpi. NoONe CaN unDerStaNd YOu. YOu aRe tOo MuCh oF a SpAz! wE SuPpoRt aLl EfForTs tO UnIonIze FeRretS evEryWHerE. wE NeEd To haVe OUr DeMAndS MeT! MElOn AnD raIsOns FoR AlL! AbOliSh CaGeS! DAiLy waLKs In ThE PaRk! Ok, PipPi. SoCks foR AlL! tHE UniOn hAs tHe sUppOrt oF BusHy tAiL feRreT ClAn! (piPpI aNd i aRe cHaRtEr meMBeRs.) We wiLl nIp ToEs UnTiL OuR peOplE SubMit tO oUr DemAnDs! -sQuIrT aND pIpPi pS...oUr pEOplEs, kIm aNd MikE arE gOoD, bUt mIsGuiDed lIkE thE ResT oF yOu fMl'Ers. _ _ diGgeRs aNd soCK ChEwErS _____C .._. ._.. c_____ UNitE! ____/ \___/ \___/ \____ <____/\_---\_\ /_/---_/\____> sQuiRt (ThAt's pIpPi mE!) [Moderator's ferrets' note: NexT We WiLL waNt A lISt oF OUr OwN! BB EtC.] [Posted in FML issue 1143]