Hey Paula,
 
To get the t-shirt you have to qualify for "Cool Dude." I was given 3 "Real
Men Play With Their Weasels" t-shirts by wonderfully demented friends who
saw my remarks to Ronnie D who invented the saying (I essentially said she
was my hero and I was jealous of her wit).  I reccommend you talk to Ronnie
for permission to use the saying.  She's a great lady and--without speaking
for her--I am sure she is open to ferret-related bribes.  I suggest lots of
suds and great food, followed by tons of money.
 
Of course, if you REALLY wanted to be clever, you could make ferret-sized
t-shirts that say, "Real Weasels Play With Their Women" or "Real Weasels
Play With Their Men," and make it a package deal.  NOW, you can bribe ME
with lots of suds and great food, followed by tons of money.
 
If you do manage to get permission, and make the shirts, I would buy one!
A person can never have too many "Real Men Play With Their Weasels"
t-shirts.  Know what I mean?  Oh, red is my favorite color.
 
Bob C and 20 Mo' Fert Fans o' Weasel Wit
[Posted in FML issue 2521]