Wanted: Single female ferret who likes to dook the night away in a
2-seater hammy.
 
Popcorn TPO (Vice-Chairferret of the famed TPO Club), is a DEW (vewy
handsome).  He likes big families (he has 4 sissys and one brudder) and
easy listening jazz.  He is also vewy fond of Bandits and Ferretone (he
has a bottle to share with the lucky girl!).
 
Popcorn: Hey, Mom, do you tink dis will gets me a beautiful girlfriend?
I just CAN'T let Tonks and PIH have all da fun.
 
Mom: It looks good to me, sweetie.  We'll have to wait and see if
someone answers your ad.  Just be patient, my lovely little boy.
[Posted in FML issue 5228]