Wanted: Single female ferret who likes to dook the night away in a 2-seater hammy. Popcorn TPO (Vice-Chairferret of the famed TPO Club), is a DEW (vewy handsome). He likes big families (he has 4 sissys and one brudder) and easy listening jazz. He is also vewy fond of Bandits and Ferretone (he has a bottle to share with the lucky girl!). Popcorn: Hey, Mom, do you tink dis will gets me a beautiful girlfriend? I just CAN'T let Tonks and PIH have all da fun. Mom: It looks good to me, sweetie. We'll have to wait and see if someone answers your ad. Just be patient, my lovely little boy. [Posted in FML issue 5228]