Read your ad.  for a fussy lover, and believe I qualify.  Looking for
someone with clean sheets, good hygiene, excellent education, lots of money.
Must have pens, pencils, and assorted items stored under couch and in
assorted household corners.  Oh, and favorite color must be chartreuse.
Must drive late model sports car, without airbags.  If interested, please
call 1-800-Fussy-LV.
 
Signed,
 
Fussy in Colorado
[Posted in FML issue 2224]