Read your ad. for a fussy lover, and believe I qualify. Looking for someone with clean sheets, good hygiene, excellent education, lots of money. Must have pens, pencils, and assorted items stored under couch and in assorted household corners. Oh, and favorite color must be chartreuse. Must drive late model sports car, without airbags. If interested, please call 1-800-Fussy-LV. Signed, Fussy in Colorado [Posted in FML issue 2224]