Condolences to those with lost, sick or angeled refrigerator
reorganizers...
 
On Ferret Treats -
Never tried a ferret as a treat...too many feathers and chicken feet
involved.
 
Litter boxes outside cage -
If the cage is going to have a litter of boxes, I'd prefer that it does
so outside of itself.  When they grow up, you can sell the weaned boxes
for a profit.
 
Climbing Ferrets -
Though I've heard that this is becoming a more popular sport, I haven't
been able to get anywhere with it.  I'm too tall and ferts are too
short...can't get a good enough grip to climb over them.
 
Eating goldfish -
Hey...ferrets don't attend college.  Don't spoil a good Freshman stunt!
 
Driving ferrets -
I've heard of cattle drives, house-cat drives, newspaper drives...but
I've never heard of a ferret drive.  They don't all go in straight lines,
they won't swim a river like house-cats will (hey, I saw it on a TV
commercial-- it *must* be true!) and they are terrible at nipping the
horsies' legs!
 
Number of treats to give a ferret -
Don't *even* believe you know how many treats a ferret eats in a given
day.  You have *no* idea what a ferret might consider a treat!  Besides,
ferrets can't count (unless they've stolen your calculator!), so they
don't care *how* many they beg for!
 
NOTE: The above message was meant solely for it's humor-potential.  No
medical advise has been given here.  For correct dosages, consult your
owner's manual.  You can't light a candle by rubbing it against your cat.
A toothbrush works better *inside* your mouth.  *Thinking* about washing
the dishes isn't as good as the ferrets finding them first!  A lazy cat
should not be used as a dust mop.  No, you can't spray a mouse with
furniture polish and let it run along the baseboards to get those
'hard-to-reach places'.  Your kids (furred and unfurred) don't know *half*
of the things you *think* they know...and they know *at least twice* the
amount of things you think they know nothing about!  Don't play catch
with a full wine glass.  Remember to take a deep breath *before* you jump
in the pool.  The diagrams may show parts not included in your model.
 
Todd and the (Who makes these things up???) Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns!
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[Posted in FML issue 3605]