Condolences to those with lost, sick or angeled refrigerator reorganizers... On Ferret Treats - Never tried a ferret as a treat...too many feathers and chicken feet involved. Litter boxes outside cage - If the cage is going to have a litter of boxes, I'd prefer that it does so outside of itself. When they grow up, you can sell the weaned boxes for a profit. Climbing Ferrets - Though I've heard that this is becoming a more popular sport, I haven't been able to get anywhere with it. I'm too tall and ferts are too short...can't get a good enough grip to climb over them. Eating goldfish - Hey...ferrets don't attend college. Don't spoil a good Freshman stunt! Driving ferrets - I've heard of cattle drives, house-cat drives, newspaper drives...but I've never heard of a ferret drive. They don't all go in straight lines, they won't swim a river like house-cats will (hey, I saw it on a TV commercial-- it *must* be true!) and they are terrible at nipping the horsies' legs! Number of treats to give a ferret - Don't *even* believe you know how many treats a ferret eats in a given day. You have *no* idea what a ferret might consider a treat! Besides, ferrets can't count (unless they've stolen your calculator!), so they don't care *how* many they beg for! NOTE: The above message was meant solely for it's humor-potential. No medical advise has been given here. For correct dosages, consult your owner's manual. You can't light a candle by rubbing it against your cat. A toothbrush works better *inside* your mouth. *Thinking* about washing the dishes isn't as good as the ferrets finding them first! A lazy cat should not be used as a dust mop. No, you can't spray a mouse with furniture polish and let it run along the baseboards to get those 'hard-to-reach places'. Your kids (furred and unfurred) don't know *half* of the things you *think* they know...and they know *at least twice* the amount of things you think they know nothing about! Don't play catch with a full wine glass. Remember to take a deep breath *before* you jump in the pool. The diagrams may show parts not included in your model. Todd and the (Who makes these things up???) Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns! --- mailto:[log in to unmask] http://www.netconex.com/toddl/page2/ [Posted in FML issue 3605]