To the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle little Star:

Twinkle, twinkle your a star
How I wonder where you are
If you would only be with me
Oh how happy I would be
Twinkle, twinkle your my star
How bright and Radiant you are

Sees Miss Dippy, I can seranade you much better that that Max!  He has
kibble-breath, and makes stinky smells in his sleep.  I am refined and
a gentle man, and...oh no, her comes the kid, gotta hit the send button
NOW...Luv Sammie....SEND
[Posted in FML issue 5270]