Hi yah Dippy Babe, It's me, your handsome Max and I gonna sing you a song
I wrote just for you.  The tune is from that movie 'Song of the South'
called "Zippity Do Da.'

Dippity do da
Dippity star
My oh My
How fine you are

Plenty of good times
Comin our way
Dippity Do Da
Come here to stay

Do you like it?  Are you in love with me now?  I saw you in the hooman
Wolfy's home videos and you and me were made to be together, but don;t
tell Papa Scott.  I hear he has a shotgun (whatever that is).

I luv you and...........EEK...#!%*%!@#.......You are supposed to be
locked in the cage!  Dang it Sammie.....Ouch stop biting my tail you
furball!!!..@!#*&#&!...Don't you be singing no song to my girl, Mr.
poop-sticks-to-his-butt!....!@#&*Ž#@....I not gonna let you send
this......CHOMP!.....Oh yeah!....SEND

Your Truly, Max
[Posted in FML issue 5266]