To the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle little Star: Twinkle, twinkle your a star How I wonder where you are If you would only be with me Oh how happy I would be Twinkle, twinkle your my star How bright and Radiant you are Sees Miss Dippy, I can seranade you much better that that Max! He has kibble-breath, and makes stinky smells in his sleep. I am refined and a gentle man, and...oh no, her comes the kid, gotta hit the send button NOW...Luv Sammie....SEND [Posted in FML issue 5270]