Dear Romeo:
 
I must say, you have brought back memories to my heart........actually,
your description of your "consummation" rather reminded me of my wedding
night (with my "ex" that is......not Luis, the "keeper").  Right down to
the "kicked me twice in the head......"
 
Memories like that, ah.....they are what Gin is made for..............
 
Catherine
Behind The Zion Curtain
 
"You have all the equipment, you just need to read the manual"
- Elle Woods
[Posted in FML issue 4822]