Dear Romeo: I must say, you have brought back memories to my heart........actually, your description of your "consummation" rather reminded me of my wedding night (with my "ex" that is......not Luis, the "keeper"). Right down to the "kicked me twice in the head......" Memories like that, ah.....they are what Gin is made for.............. Catherine Behind The Zion Curtain "You have all the equipment, you just need to read the manual" - Elle Woods [Posted in FML issue 4822]