This is to be sung to the tune of THE POLICE "Every Breath You Take" for
all of you (that is most of us) with "potty mayhem".
 
Every sock you take
Every toy you break
Every pile you make
Every corner you stake
 
I'll be chasing you.
 
Every single day
Every time I say (damn)
Every time you stray
For every potty I pay
 
I'll be chasing you.
 
Oh can't you see
That there's only three
How my poor heart aches
Ferret math struck late
 
Every single day
To the carpet's dismay
Every towel I shake
Every dook you make
 
I'll be chasing you.
 
So I ran a mile
But you make me smile
Your worth all the while
 
I'll be chasing you.
 
Why can't it be
In the box for me
How my back it aches
With every scoop I make
 
Every single day
To the carpet's dismay
 
I'll be chasing you.
[Posted in FML issue 2883]