This is to be sung to the tune of THE POLICE "Every Breath You Take" for all of you (that is most of us) with "potty mayhem". Every sock you take Every toy you break Every pile you make Every corner you stake I'll be chasing you. Every single day Every time I say (damn) Every time you stray For every potty I pay I'll be chasing you. Oh can't you see That there's only three How my poor heart aches Ferret math struck late Every single day To the carpet's dismay Every towel I shake Every dook you make I'll be chasing you. So I ran a mile But you make me smile Your worth all the while I'll be chasing you. Why can't it be In the box for me How my back it aches With every scoop I make Every single day To the carpet's dismay I'll be chasing you. [Posted in FML issue 2883]