As I've been unemployed for a long time and consequently was running low on
money and, since I needed many new things, I decided to buy ferrets.
 
Before I bought ferrets, I had four cats, two litter boxes and one bathroom.
Now I have four cats, two ferrets, four litter boxes and an amazing thirty
seven bathrooms.
 
Another version of ferret math.
 
Need new socks, slippers, underwear, pantyhose?  Buy ferrets- because you
damn well won't find one old ones.
 
Can't decide whether or not you need new carpeting?  Buy ferrets- and voila,
you're on the phone.
 
Need a new waterbed?  Well, just teach your new friends to climb aboard and,
yes matie, you'll soon have a new one (or find yourself sleeping in a puddle
on the floor).
 
Ferrets- Good for what ails you.
 
Chance Guyette
[Posted in FML issue 1894]