As I've been unemployed for a long time and consequently was running low on money and, since I needed many new things, I decided to buy ferrets. Before I bought ferrets, I had four cats, two litter boxes and one bathroom. Now I have four cats, two ferrets, four litter boxes and an amazing thirty seven bathrooms. Another version of ferret math. Need new socks, slippers, underwear, pantyhose? Buy ferrets- because you damn well won't find one old ones. Can't decide whether or not you need new carpeting? Buy ferrets- and voila, you're on the phone. Need a new waterbed? Well, just teach your new friends to climb aboard and, yes matie, you'll soon have a new one (or find yourself sleeping in a puddle on the floor). Ferrets- Good for what ails you. Chance Guyette [Posted in FML issue 1894]