Having trouble with your ferrets invading your sofa?  I've got the solution!
Buy a futon couch.  You will be surprised to find that you can purchase a
pretty nice futon for less than most sofas.  Their covers are easily
removable for washing and/or redecorating.  And, best of all, they are
considerably safer for ferrets.
 
Good luck!
 
Gina
and
Paleface
[Posted in FML issue 1362]