I thought it would be fun to put a twist on the "You know you love ferrets
when..." thread...
 
my thread is, "You know you're becoming like a ferret when..."
 
Here goes:
 
- You know you're becoming like a ferret when you sleep over 16 hours a day.
 
- You know you're becoming like a ferret when you take food out of the bag
  and put it under something before you decide to eat it.
 
- You know you're becoming like a ferret when you perform contortionist like
  things to you body just to get the right angle to sleep on your bedding.
 
- You know you're becoming like a ferret when you cluck gatefully every time
  you recieve a treat from a friend.
 
- You know you're becoming like a ferret when your mommy calls you and you
  run under the toilet to hide.
 
- You know you're becoming like a ferret when you like to stick your head
  out the window while driving.
 
- You know you're becoming like a ferret when you enter your pants from the
  pants leg and not from the big opening.
[Posted in FML issue 2195]