Ferret Liberation Organization - Quebec City Operative Whidbey reporting to
Headquarters.
 
Due to unusually mild winter weather conditions & a reported snowfall of 15
cm, this FLO agent was granted permission by 2 neutral humans to investigate
1 large snow igloo situated on the sundeck (1 picnic table with about 5 feet
of snow shovelled on top & around it with 1 entry hole).
 
After tense negotiations at the exit from the normal battle grounds, 2
members of the Canine Kaos Patrol were detained indoors to allow myself free
& uninhibited access to the igloo.  I was able to inspect and count the
hidden supply of de-activated amunition (2 frozen tenis balls and one
baseball).  Also, after much investigating I was able to determine that
there is indeed only one opening and absolutely no other escape routes.
 
Later with the aid of the neutral humans, I was given the opportunity to
practice my free-falling skills into the fresh powder snow before being
chased back indoors.
 
Due to their cooperation, the neutral humans were rewarded this morning by
being allowed to sleep-in.  Tomorrow I will resume early morning exercises
(before the alarm clock rings) of knocking down video cassettes and
disturbing the CKP forces.
 
Edith Dubois & co.
Whidbey - "gotta get me some kibbles!!"
Orca - #1 CKP - "mom, Whidbey is trying to still my dog biscuits again!"
Juno - #2 CKP w/ total vision of 25% in one eye only - "which way did
        she go?"
[Posted in FML issue 1475]