Ferret Liberation Organization - Quebec City Operative Whidbey reporting to Headquarters. Due to unusually mild winter weather conditions & a reported snowfall of 15 cm, this FLO agent was granted permission by 2 neutral humans to investigate 1 large snow igloo situated on the sundeck (1 picnic table with about 5 feet of snow shovelled on top & around it with 1 entry hole). After tense negotiations at the exit from the normal battle grounds, 2 members of the Canine Kaos Patrol were detained indoors to allow myself free & uninhibited access to the igloo. I was able to inspect and count the hidden supply of de-activated amunition (2 frozen tenis balls and one baseball). Also, after much investigating I was able to determine that there is indeed only one opening and absolutely no other escape routes. Later with the aid of the neutral humans, I was given the opportunity to practice my free-falling skills into the fresh powder snow before being chased back indoors. Due to their cooperation, the neutral humans were rewarded this morning by being allowed to sleep-in. Tomorrow I will resume early morning exercises (before the alarm clock rings) of knocking down video cassettes and disturbing the CKP forces. Edith Dubois & co. Whidbey - "gotta get me some kibbles!!" Orca - #1 CKP - "mom, Whidbey is trying to still my dog biscuits again!" Juno - #2 CKP w/ total vision of 25% in one eye only - "which way did she go?" [Posted in FML issue 1475]