Hiya all dis be SaraFerret.  As you know we had tree bridge gweeters now
down to two, as apparently de Boss gave Sandee a promotion to be de
Ferret in charge of Cloud Formations--very special job esp to de young
furries whose little bodies were called so earlier.  So unless de Boss
wants to move him backs to us we is it.  I have checked his notes for
gweetings and found out de following and I also checked wit de furries
dat were gweeted to makes sure it was rights.  So here goes.
 
Okay earlier dis month (people time) dis ferret name of Mojo trotted
acwoss de bridge to de music of Samantha Ferret who has gots to be de
best ferret clarinetist bar none, even better den most hoomans.  She
says de music was de bwidge over de river kwai --ok--I donts know any
better but it sure sounded pretty.  And dere was Mojo all 10 years of
him, marching like a young ferret--he also had a big backpack fills wit
some his toys.  But when he got to us-members of his business runs to
greets him and den I comes forward (I use de word I in place of Sandee
so its sounds better--hopes dat is oks wit his earth hoomans).
 
But I introduces myself as SaraFerret-bwidge gweeter.  And according to
de notes he was Mojo.  He was twying to be real brave as an example to de
younger ones, but all of a suddens he touches my shoul ders and sobs for
about five minutes--what would his mommy and daddy do witout him as dey
loves him so much.  I shows him de note and it says dat dey understood
dat his time on earth had past and dat it was times to leaves his pains
and his old body behind and move across de bridge where dere would be no
real pain and suffering.  Dat cheers him up some.  And his business took
over telling him all about de WINGS he would wear which cheers him up.
So we all zips over to Kit and Kaboodle to see what was available and
sure enough Auntie Mary Ferret (bwess her heart) who knows how to cheer
up kits tooldies.  She motioned for him to come closer and she has a big
package and she opened it up--de most glorious silver fluffy wings we has
every seens.  She tries dem on hims and dey fit like dey were made for
him (I suspects dey were)
 
He gots his halo and his new hammie and I asks him if he wants de grand
tour.  But I could see dat he was tired.
 
But de business had plans and invited me along to a grand old welcome
party for Mojo complete wit war dancing, mousie angels, pepsis, sweet
iced tea, and of course squirt cheese on cwackers-yummmy!  Well de music
went on and all of a sudden de ferrets from miles around knew a PARTY was
going on and dey were not gonna miss it.  Dey all brought dere special
foods and tweets so dere were plenty of food to goes around.  And trusts
me de mousie angels even joined in dancing dere own version of war
dancing far out of de way of big ferrets feets.  Dey were so cute dat we
fell down laughing.  And so ended dat day of gweetings.
 
Now I sees where Missy Troy Lynn who is a super nice people who takes
lots of care of lotsa ferrets.  She asked how Cheyennes was doing.  Well
I wents and checks on de Boss's big book of ferrets.  and sures enough
he was listed.
 
So I wents over to chat wit him and he wanted me to esp tell Missy Troy
dathe didnt go before his time dat it was de time his Boss calls him hom.
He says you didnts fails him, it was just his time.  Oh he has met up
wit all your furry business and dey have a great group dat puts on furry
shows and have a few otter, blackfooties, and 1 skunk singing and and
dancing wit de gwoup--so he has loads of funs and he is happy as any
furrie can be.  And he wants to know if you have gotten de kiss he just
sent out by a passing star--if not you may find it against your cheeks
tonite.  He sends lovies and huggies and kissies to you.
 
So I am slowly but sure twying to keep up, I is a little slow, but I
will gets de rest of dem done real soon
 
Lovies, huggies and chittes
SaraFerret
[Posted in FML issue 5245]