Hiya all dis be SaraFerret. As you know we had tree bridge gweeters now down to two, as apparently de Boss gave Sandee a promotion to be de Ferret in charge of Cloud Formations--very special job esp to de young furries whose little bodies were called so earlier. So unless de Boss wants to move him backs to us we is it. I have checked his notes for gweetings and found out de following and I also checked wit de furries dat were gweeted to makes sure it was rights. So here goes. Okay earlier dis month (people time) dis ferret name of Mojo trotted acwoss de bridge to de music of Samantha Ferret who has gots to be de best ferret clarinetist bar none, even better den most hoomans. She says de music was de bwidge over de river kwai --ok--I donts know any better but it sure sounded pretty. And dere was Mojo all 10 years of him, marching like a young ferret--he also had a big backpack fills wit some his toys. But when he got to us-members of his business runs to greets him and den I comes forward (I use de word I in place of Sandee so its sounds better--hopes dat is oks wit his earth hoomans). But I introduces myself as SaraFerret-bwidge gweeter. And according to de notes he was Mojo. He was twying to be real brave as an example to de younger ones, but all of a suddens he touches my shoul ders and sobs for about five minutes--what would his mommy and daddy do witout him as dey loves him so much. I shows him de note and it says dat dey understood dat his time on earth had past and dat it was times to leaves his pains and his old body behind and move across de bridge where dere would be no real pain and suffering. Dat cheers him up some. And his business took over telling him all about de WINGS he would wear which cheers him up. So we all zips over to Kit and Kaboodle to see what was available and sure enough Auntie Mary Ferret (bwess her heart) who knows how to cheer up kits tooldies. She motioned for him to come closer and she has a big package and she opened it up--de most glorious silver fluffy wings we has every seens. She tries dem on hims and dey fit like dey were made for him (I suspects dey were) He gots his halo and his new hammie and I asks him if he wants de grand tour. But I could see dat he was tired. But de business had plans and invited me along to a grand old welcome party for Mojo complete wit war dancing, mousie angels, pepsis, sweet iced tea, and of course squirt cheese on cwackers-yummmy! Well de music went on and all of a sudden de ferrets from miles around knew a PARTY was going on and dey were not gonna miss it. Dey all brought dere special foods and tweets so dere were plenty of food to goes around. And trusts me de mousie angels even joined in dancing dere own version of war dancing far out of de way of big ferrets feets. Dey were so cute dat we fell down laughing. And so ended dat day of gweetings. Now I sees where Missy Troy Lynn who is a super nice people who takes lots of care of lotsa ferrets. She asked how Cheyennes was doing. Well I wents and checks on de Boss's big book of ferrets. and sures enough he was listed. So I wents over to chat wit him and he wanted me to esp tell Missy Troy dathe didnt go before his time dat it was de time his Boss calls him hom. He says you didnts fails him, it was just his time. Oh he has met up wit all your furry business and dey have a great group dat puts on furry shows and have a few otter, blackfooties, and 1 skunk singing and and dancing wit de gwoup--so he has loads of funs and he is happy as any furrie can be. And he wants to know if you have gotten de kiss he just sent out by a passing star--if not you may find it against your cheeks tonite. He sends lovies and huggies and kissies to you. So I am slowly but sure twying to keep up, I is a little slow, but I will gets de rest of dem done real soon Lovies, huggies and chittes SaraFerret [Posted in FML issue 5245]