Ultimate Ferret Pandora,
 
I's am so excited.  My mommie came in from her trip early and read the FML.
She called me into the room to tell me that Pandora had picked a suitor.
I's was so nervous, almost as nervous as I gets when I's have to go to the
vets.  But anyways, I sat there tapping my toes as mommie had to read ALL
the post.  When mommie read your post out loud I started screaming!  Oscar,
Oscar, I's got a girlfriend.  Oscar didn't believe me.  He thinks he is the
big man around here because he has Easy Off as his girlfriend.  Well,
mommie told him it was true.  I can't believe I's got a girlfriend.  I will
dream about you tonight Pandora.  I's can't believe that the Ultimate
Ferret Pandora likes me, Bailey Boy.
 
Bailey Boy (Grinning from ear to ear)
[Posted in FML issue 2527]