Ok, so when our momma checked her email dis mornin, she said that there
were lots of fuzzies dat needed bedding, and den she got really sad (our
momma has a big heart about us guys... ) cause we don't have enough stuff
for all of them... but this is what our momma told us: in da state we
live in, if you take da cans and bottles to da store, they give you money
(10 cents each she says) and our momma REALLY likes da stuff that comes
in those things (but she doesn't like it when we knock dem over and spill
dem on her computer).  and our momma says dat at the place she always
goes to make money, they drink lots of dat stuff there and her boss says
she can have da containers to take to da store.  and our great-grammy
gave our momma some money for christmas so she says dat the soft stuff to
make da hammies and sweepin bags is on sale right now (we don't really
know what dat means though...) and she is plannin on gettin some more of
dat stuff tomorrow to make more hammies and sweepin bags so dat we can
help more fuzzies.  but here are da mommas and daddys dat will be gettin
some hammies and sweepin sacks for there fuzzies:
 
-Melanee @ da Lane Area Ferret Lovers Ferret Shelter and Rescue
-Wes @ da Ferret and Dove Sanctuary=20
-Laura @ Luna's Ferrets
-Kim @ Rogue's Den
 
Momma says that for right now she is gonna divide up da stuff between
the four places above and den she will send out more stuff as she makes
it (she says dat cause she doesn't have to go to dat skool place for
two weeks, she'll have some more time to make dem with that machine).
We just need Laura and Kim to send their addresses to dis email so our
momma knows where to send dem to, and we'll let da guys know when we put
dem in da mail.
 
we're just glad dat we can help other fuzzies and we hope dat da fuzzies
won't mind gettin their christmas presents a little late...
 
mila and fiona
 
ps. we have thouroughly inspected all da stuff to make da hammies and
sweepin bags, even though our momma told us we didn't need to cause
zeke already checked it (he is dis dog dat lives wit us and he inspects
everything and our grampy calls him our homeland security).  but everyone
knows dat fuzzies are da best investigators and we don't know dat we
trust dat dog so we double checked da stuff to make sure.
 
pss.  we just wanted to tell da fuzzies dat its not a good idea to chew
on da new christmas presents cause den they might get taken away :( but
our momma says its cause we could get hurt or sick... not cause shes
mean.
[Posted in FML issue 4740]