I just had to share,
 
My husband got me the best birthday card, there's a selection of animals
queuing up in a shop and the one in front is asking for 'half a pound of
tuppeny rice and half a pound of treacle please' the customer behind her
is a weasel/ferret and the caption is 'Weasel didn't like the sound of
this'
 
My husband gave me the card before I got up this morning and I laughed so
hard I nearly wet myself :)
 
Jane
[Posted in FML issue 3573]