Alexander,
 
Hi, dis here is Maxie, I'm Rosie, Sammi, and Wiggles
sifter...well...ummmm...
 
You said dat you wanted to marry with us....wells, I needs a groom...since
Rosie gots Conan, Sammi gots Smudge, and Wiggles gots Foggy...
 
Since Roxana don't pay you much lovies...well, now, get this...last night
Rosie and me slept under the covers with Ma and Da all night...we snuggled
with their feetsies...they loves it when we do dat you knows...says it makes
them warm and fuzzy...I already knew they was warm...but they don't look
fuzzy to me...just on their heads!
 
Anyways, if you want to get into any shirt wit me...wells, I would be glad
to cuddle wit you for a long time...hours and hours...I am a berry sweet
girl my Ma and Da says, and dey also says dat I has a heart as big as the
world...I am berry sensative...
 
I loves to bite toes jus' like you does...and dat big moose animal dat you
gots sounds like a lots of funs...you know dat girls love stuffed animals
from dere boy friends...hint, hint....
 
Well, as Forrest Dook says, dat's all I gots to says about dats...
 
Will you take my wittle paw in marriage...?
 
Love and snuggles,
 
Maxie
 
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[Posted in FML issue 1655]