Alexander, Hi, dis here is Maxie, I'm Rosie, Sammi, and Wiggles sifter...well...ummmm... You said dat you wanted to marry with us....wells, I needs a groom...since Rosie gots Conan, Sammi gots Smudge, and Wiggles gots Foggy... Since Roxana don't pay you much lovies...well, now, get this...last night Rosie and me slept under the covers with Ma and Da all night...we snuggled with their feetsies...they loves it when we do dat you knows...says it makes them warm and fuzzy...I already knew they was warm...but they don't look fuzzy to me...just on their heads! Anyways, if you want to get into any shirt wit me...wells, I would be glad to cuddle wit you for a long time...hours and hours...I am a berry sweet girl my Ma and Da says, and dey also says dat I has a heart as big as the world...I am berry sensative... I loves to bite toes jus' like you does...and dat big moose animal dat you gots sounds like a lots of funs...you know dat girls love stuffed animals from dere boy friends...hint, hint.... Well, as Forrest Dook says, dat's all I gots to says about dats... Will you take my wittle paw in marriage...? Love and snuggles, Maxie ^ ^ (oo) =v= [Posted in FML issue 1655]