Wouldn t You Like To Love A Ferret?
Tune:  Dr. Pepper Theme Song
 
I love them when they DANCE around the room,
I love them when they mush their face and groom,
They can always get me laughing, whenever I m in gloom
Yes, I love Ferrets, He loves Ferrets, She loves Ferrets
We all love Ferrets
Wouldn t YOU like to love a Ferret, too?
 
I love them when they re DANCING full of glee,
Or even when they ve  borrowed  my house key
Or taken my new socks or the remote from the TV
Cause I love Ferrets, He loves Ferrets, She loves Ferrets,
We all love Ferrets
Wouldn t YOU like to love a Ferret, too?
 
     (Hey!) Where d my socks go,
     My keys are missing also
     Hey Ferret why ya  smirking
     A Raisin Ransom! oh, no. . . .
        (repeat, and fade)
 
(Inspired by my own dear Woozlemaniacs, Feb. 7, 1996 in honor of the GOTTA
DANCE mission)
 
Blessings,
Carla, &
Litje, Turlough, Gaoth and Quidni (Hey, didja hear that?  Mom called us
DEER!  She must need her glasses fixed.  Hey!  quit shoving!  My turn on her
lap!  No, it's not.  You had last turn.  Yeah, but I wasn't finished yet!
C'mon, let someone else up.  OOOF!  Get offa me, ya big lunkhead!  You're
not a deer, you're a MOOSE!  Mmmph!  geyyour footh ouffa my mouff!  Move
your tail, greedy!  Will you guys PLEASE quit fighting?  Who's fighting?
I'm not fighting.  Are you fighting?  No, not me!  how 'bout you?  Uh, Uh,
Not Me!  YEEOUCH!  &^%*^%*%$&&)^%$^) *Sigh....*
[Posted in FML issue 1475]