Urgent message to FLO:
 
Rather odd happenings here in London.  Construction under way on large
wooden structure in living room (living room?  Humans - who can figure,
aye?).  Appears to be 5'X3'X2'.  Large roll of wire placed too high for
direct investigation.  Several odd metal/plastic items on coffee table
attached by cords to wall.  Also, have overheard conversation by human (up
'til now believed to be anti-cat!) to person called 'shelter' about
something called a 'hob'.  Is this a type of cat?
 
   PLEASE ADVISE!!!  DOES THIS MEAN CATS ARE COMING HERE?
 
Please send the following if available:
   list of supplies to be laid by
   list of supplies you need (incase I find extra)
   suggestions on accessing cupboards 4'+ off ground level
   any anti-cat constructions possible with available construction materials
 
Monster
 
** Megan - "Hey - what are you doing on the desk?"
[Posted in FML issue 1475]