In the distance, you can just barely make out the shape of a witch
standing over her cauldron muttering something like "needs more
FerreTone... or is it more chicken".  She adds a dash of this and a
sprinkle of that.  Then lifting the spoon to her mouth for one more
taste, she leaps in the air, dancing with joy, cackling and laughing...
"I've done it!!!  I have just made my first batch of Bob's Chicken
Gravy and it only took me two days to get it right."
 
Why is our witch in such a frenzy?  She is busily preparing her best
tasties for the MaFF Halloween Frolic to be held on October 30th at the
AmVets Post 79 in Natick, MA from 11AM to 3PM.  She is sure to delight
you with her jellied eye of newt on dragon scales (which, by the way,
tastes just like a grilled cheese sandwich) and chopped candied tongue
of lizard in a special concoction (which many claim tastes exactly like a
chocolate chip cookie), just to name a few goodies.
 
We would love to have you join us to sample our witch's delights and
perhaps meet her little warlock, Quinlin.
 
And after dining in style at the Witch's Cauldron, you and your fuzzies
can shop, play games, take chances on raffled items or win any of a
number of great door prizes.  If that isn't enough, then you can spend
time chatting with Bob Church or have a reading done by our animal
communicator.
 
Please join us with your fuzzies for the best Ferret Halloween Party in
New England.  If you are bringing fuzzies, it is very important to
remember to bring current vaccination records.  For immunization
requirements, please check out our website, www.maferrets.org, for
complete details.
[Posted in FML issue 5041]