Today, my staff took in two ferrets that some lady got from us over 1
year ago.  They are two beautiful canadians.  Her reason in writing is as
follows" I have children who are young and I'm sick and tired of seeing
them trying to have anal sex with each other".  Really, this is true.
 
Now, when we do adoptions we also do a lot of education.  But somewhere
in our program we forgot to include the " Ferret Sex Ed" class!  We also
encourage our clients to call us 24-7 for any thing they might construe as
being wrong with their ferrets.  This person never called to ask a question
about this bizarre bx, she just brought them in and dumped them, They are
both really sweet.  In her letter, she kept going back to the sex thing!
Finally, she had the nerve to have them ask me if I could possible trade
those two for just one.
 
Today, I sent her my response in a letter.  Dear xxxxx, Thank you so much
for bringing your ferrets to Especially Ferrets to surrender.  I assure
you that they will be well cared for until we can find a good home for
them.  As for the the anal sex thing, ferrets are not cabable of committing
sodomy, either mentally or physically.  That bx maam is all in your head.
Had you taken the time to call us as we recommend anytime your ferret is
doing something you don't understand, you would have found out just what
they were really doing and would still have your ferrets and they would
still have the family they love so much.  They will now have to understand
why they have been abandoned by you and we will spend that time teaching
them that not all humans think as you do.  As for your request to own
another of our ferrets, not a chance.  You are declined an adoption from
us for the following reasons.  1) you did not keep their shots current as
required.  2) you changed them to a cheap cat food and violated our
contract once again by not feeding them TF.  3) you have been letting your
ferrets watch you engage in sex and that is something we would never let
our ferrets do.  Good luck with your other pets!
 
Sincerely,
 
Randy Horton
Director/ Especially Ferrets Inc.
 
Give your ferrrets guidance in life as you wouldn't want them to have any
of our bad habits.
 
Hugs to all,
Ferretguy
[Posted in FML issue 3134]