Yes, I have a confession to make (gulp)......  I, errr (sigh)
I AM A HOOMAN CONTROLLED BY FERRETS !!
 
Yes, I admit it.  My ferts have control.  It all started when I met Furrice.
An albino whose red eyes penetrated my consciousness ("Adopt me!  Adopt me
NOW !).  I was hypnotized.  I would wake in the morning to find her looking
at me with those eyes.
 
Subliminal messages would come to me in my sleep ("Buy me more toys", "Find
me a play-mate").  I could not pass a pet store without looking.  Then came
"Lady", a beautiful sable.  I lost control.
 
I bought a squeeky toy to train them.  Surprise !  Lady learned how to make
it squeek and make ME come to THEM !!  (Reverse pyschology????).
 
Now I need to learn "Ferret Math".  Is there a reputable shelter in the
Portland, Oregon area ??????
 
Glad I found this group.  What ?  It's not "Ferrets Anonymous"?  Oh !
 
Well, just sign us
Kevin B (hooman in Ferret Training)
Furrice (you are getting very sleepy . . . . .)
Lady (Carpet Shark !!! - I'll show you !!!)
[Posted in FML issue 2359]