Yes, I have a confession to make (gulp)...... I, errr (sigh) I AM A HOOMAN CONTROLLED BY FERRETS !! Yes, I admit it. My ferts have control. It all started when I met Furrice. An albino whose red eyes penetrated my consciousness ("Adopt me! Adopt me NOW !). I was hypnotized. I would wake in the morning to find her looking at me with those eyes. Subliminal messages would come to me in my sleep ("Buy me more toys", "Find me a play-mate"). I could not pass a pet store without looking. Then came "Lady", a beautiful sable. I lost control. I bought a squeeky toy to train them. Surprise ! Lady learned how to make it squeek and make ME come to THEM !! (Reverse pyschology????). Now I need to learn "Ferret Math". Is there a reputable shelter in the Portland, Oregon area ?????? Glad I found this group. What ? It's not "Ferrets Anonymous"? Oh ! Well, just sign us Kevin B (hooman in Ferret Training) Furrice (you are getting very sleepy . . . . .) Lady (Carpet Shark !!! - I'll show you !!!) [Posted in FML issue 2359]