Help me,I can't stop.I guess I'm addicted.
 
Deluge-de ferret olympic event.
 
Delay-de ferret doing de ferret flop.
 
Decompression-what is happening to de ferret on de bottom of de pile,
usually the smallest
 
Deface-what's below de ears to de nose.
 
Deforce-All of de ferrets at one time asking for de raisins.
 
Defile-how de ferret helped you file.
 
Decoy-de ferret that distracts you by being coy,while the others make off
with the raisin box.
 
Default-what de ferret that fell off the table says of de other ferret.
 
Debug-what de ferret catches.
 
Kitten-a business of ten ferret babies,sometimes found in a kitbag.
 
Zip Discs-what happens when a ferret runs through the computer room.
 
Blue-footed Booby-the ferret that got into the printer in a blouse.
 
Ok,I'll put down the mouse and step away from the computer,and nobody will
get hurt,especially me.
 
   Sandy & the Dooksters
A ferret and his raisin will never be parted.S.Repper
 
Bob,it's nice to know there is someone almost as warped as I am.
[Posted in FML issue 2350]