Help me,I can't stop.I guess I'm addicted. Deluge-de ferret olympic event. Delay-de ferret doing de ferret flop. Decompression-what is happening to de ferret on de bottom of de pile, usually the smallest Deface-what's below de ears to de nose. Deforce-All of de ferrets at one time asking for de raisins. Defile-how de ferret helped you file. Decoy-de ferret that distracts you by being coy,while the others make off with the raisin box. Default-what de ferret that fell off the table says of de other ferret. Debug-what de ferret catches. Kitten-a business of ten ferret babies,sometimes found in a kitbag. Zip Discs-what happens when a ferret runs through the computer room. Blue-footed Booby-the ferret that got into the printer in a blouse. Ok,I'll put down the mouse and step away from the computer,and nobody will get hurt,especially me. Sandy & the Dooksters A ferret and his raisin will never be parted.S.Repper Bob,it's nice to know there is someone almost as warped as I am. [Posted in FML issue 2350]