You know your ferrets spoil YOU when...
 
-    they wake you up every morning at 3am with kisses and nibbles about the
face - you wouldn't want to be late for work, would you?
 
-    they dry you off when you get out of the shower. "I mean, why waste a
clean towel, when we have such long tongues".
 
-    they put your shoes (and other essential belongings like keys and the
remote control) away for you. They know you are too tired to do it yourself.
 
-    they scrub the floor by dumping over the water and lick, lick,
licking...
 
-    they run out the door and you have to chase after them because you are
not going to get your exercise without encouragement.
 
-    they get into tight spaces and hang from the chandeliers, because you
should do stretching exercises to warm up before above mentioned exercise...
 
-    they sleep peacefully in all of your dirty clothes, dissolving all of
your guilt for not having caught up with the laundry.
 
Thoroughly spoiled, Charlene
[Posted in FML issue 1358]