You know your ferrets spoil YOU when... - they wake you up every morning at 3am with kisses and nibbles about the face - you wouldn't want to be late for work, would you? - they dry you off when you get out of the shower. "I mean, why waste a clean towel, when we have such long tongues". - they put your shoes (and other essential belongings like keys and the remote control) away for you. They know you are too tired to do it yourself. - they scrub the floor by dumping over the water and lick, lick, licking... - they run out the door and you have to chase after them because you are not going to get your exercise without encouragement. - they get into tight spaces and hang from the chandeliers, because you should do stretching exercises to warm up before above mentioned exercise... - they sleep peacefully in all of your dirty clothes, dissolving all of your guilt for not having caught up with the laundry. Thoroughly spoiled, Charlene [Posted in FML issue 1358]