Someone mentioned dominance struggles and the words "I bite you, you bite me
. . . ", so (I'm not much of a song writer) I decided to elaborate on that
Barney melody.
 
I bite you, you bite me,
We bite each others heinies!
With a nip and a chomp
We'll all end up pretty sore
But we all come back to fight some more!
 
(humble little bow)
 
I actually wrote with Dave a song to Ren and Stimpy's "Log Song" awhile
back and we thought it was pretty hilarious. It was about his cat's catnip
mouse that was *really* well loved and about to bite the bullet.
 
What clunks down stairs
Hidden under chairs
And strewn about the house
What smells like sh*t
But still a big hit?
Mouse, mouse, mouse!
It's mouse, it's mouse
It's small, it's stinky, it's bald
It's mouse, it's mouse!
It's better than loved, it's mauled!!!
 
TAA-DAA!!!!!!
 
That's enough of my torturing you all - happy bouncing!
 
George and her tribe!
D. Pasquino/G. Peters
Toronto, Ontario
[Posted in FML issue 1387]