Someone mentioned dominance struggles and the words "I bite you, you bite me . . . ", so (I'm not much of a song writer) I decided to elaborate on that Barney melody. I bite you, you bite me, We bite each others heinies! With a nip and a chomp We'll all end up pretty sore But we all come back to fight some more! (humble little bow) I actually wrote with Dave a song to Ren and Stimpy's "Log Song" awhile back and we thought it was pretty hilarious. It was about his cat's catnip mouse that was *really* well loved and about to bite the bullet. What clunks down stairs Hidden under chairs And strewn about the house What smells like sh*t But still a big hit? Mouse, mouse, mouse! It's mouse, it's mouse It's small, it's stinky, it's bald It's mouse, it's mouse! It's better than loved, it's mauled!!! TAA-DAA!!!!!! That's enough of my torturing you all - happy bouncing! George and her tribe! D. Pasquino/G. Peters Toronto, Ontario [Posted in FML issue 1387]