Communique from Agents Drifter DarkWeasel and Judah ben Maccabbee - central
Midwest region - to Agent Ian McFerret.
 
Please add us to your secret mailing list for the FLO.  We would like to
keep up with the activities, and our human doesn't always share some of the
juicier info with us for fear of "giving us ideas".  .  .
 
We do wish to report, however, that we have successfully foiled an attempt
to bring in a CCC (Canine Chaos Corps) agent to our location.  This was
accomplished by Agent Judah, who did an excellent job of reminding our human
of an event from his kit-hood -- when he was mauled by a german shepherd.
Every time the word "dog" or "puppy" was heard, Judah would shudder and go
limp.  Thus our human was constantly reminded of the threat of the CCC, and
rescinded the transfer orders for what was presumably something called a
"golden".  whew!  Judah should be commended for his bravery, as several
times his actions were so convincing that he almost was rushed to the
(shudder!) big white and green cold place when they stick cold things into
warm places and sharp things into soft places .  .  .  YIKES!
 
Also we have once again dismantled the long hosed sucky thing by chewing
many tiny holes into its long trunk-like nose.  But every time we do this
our human just removes its nose and attaches another one!!  Please advise!
[Posted in FML issue 1497]