Definitions...from a ferret's point of view!*
 
Corner - Litterbox (even if the human doesn't put one there...and if they
*do* put one there, move it *then* go)
 
The cat's food - The ferret's food
 
The cat - Self-propelled ferret toy
 
Roll of toilet paper - decorating materials
 
Baby bottle - Ferret Snack
 
Clothes Dryer - Ferret cave
 
Trash Can - Yard Sale
 
Bath Tub - Slip 'n Slide
 
Feminine products - Ferret bed liners
 
Rice box - Heaven
 
Toilet Brush - Ferret chew toy
 
Clean, folded laundry - Something that needs to be unfolded and rubbed all
over (especially when shedding!)
 
* Excerpted from the "Extremely Secret Ferret Dictionary" (without
  permission from the authors)
 
Todd and the Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns.
 
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[Posted in FML issue 2832]