Definitions...from a ferret's point of view!* Corner - Litterbox (even if the human doesn't put one there...and if they *do* put one there, move it *then* go) The cat's food - The ferret's food The cat - Self-propelled ferret toy Roll of toilet paper - decorating materials Baby bottle - Ferret Snack Clothes Dryer - Ferret cave Trash Can - Yard Sale Bath Tub - Slip 'n Slide Feminine products - Ferret bed liners Rice box - Heaven Toilet Brush - Ferret chew toy Clean, folded laundry - Something that needs to be unfolded and rubbed all over (especially when shedding!) * Excerpted from the "Extremely Secret Ferret Dictionary" (without permission from the authors) Todd and the Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns. --- [log in to unmask] http://users.success.net/toddl/ [Posted in FML issue 2832]