Great, just when I think I have taught my Ferrets the difference between
right and wrong, Modern Ferret has to expose my little ones to the harsh
and cruel world of PORNOGRAPHY.  Now my little jill is asking for implants
and my hob is saving his raisins for one of those Austin Powers Swedish
>>>>> enlargers.  Our older hobs are requesting viagra instead of ferretone
and all of the fixed critters want to know why their missing out on all the
fun.
 
Thank you Modern Ferret.  Before this issue all my ferrets knew about from
your magazine were adrenal gland dieses, proper poop pan placement, the
latest in Ferret homes and more silly photos of people with their Fuzzies
on their head.  Now they realize that celebrities and famous people
actually care about them.  Next thing you know they will have agents, their
will be a lock out and who knows.  Next year we will all be going through
collective bargaining with our Fuzzies over who gets the most raisins.
 
The next time you think about publishing a article, please make sure you do
it with the simpletons in mind.  Remember, complex issues only confuse the
narrow minded.
 
Rick
[Posted in FML issue 2686]