Great, just when I think I have taught my Ferrets the difference between right and wrong, Modern Ferret has to expose my little ones to the harsh and cruel world of PORNOGRAPHY. Now my little jill is asking for implants and my hob is saving his raisins for one of those Austin Powers Swedish >>>>> enlargers. Our older hobs are requesting viagra instead of ferretone and all of the fixed critters want to know why their missing out on all the fun. Thank you Modern Ferret. Before this issue all my ferrets knew about from your magazine were adrenal gland dieses, proper poop pan placement, the latest in Ferret homes and more silly photos of people with their Fuzzies on their head. Now they realize that celebrities and famous people actually care about them. Next thing you know they will have agents, their will be a lock out and who knows. Next year we will all be going through collective bargaining with our Fuzzies over who gets the most raisins. The next time you think about publishing a article, please make sure you do it with the simpletons in mind. Remember, complex issues only confuse the narrow minded. Rick [Posted in FML issue 2686]