Blue-eyed cinnamon/sable Hooman-Jill, early 30s, seeks Hunky Hooman-Hob.
No current or past hobs or kits, but owned by numerous critters!
 
Object: Immense Mischief, Wardancings, and maybe(?) even little Weezils
underfoot one day. Gourmet Homemade Raisin Treats, Hammock-Snuggling,
Ear-Scritchings, and highly intelligent conversant Dookings are her
specialties.
 
Prospective Hobs must be 3.5lbs minimum and/or tall, have a cute chuckle,
like to wrassle, and be excellent stashers.  Garden-excavation experts,
feline terrorizers, belly ticklers, all a plus!
 
Drooling is acceptable so long as the prospective makes a point of putting
down the lid on the litter box.  Gibs, smokers and druggies need not apply;
but perhaps we'll sneak a lick or two of micro together when no one's
looking!
 
-- Dookless In Seattle
 
Mustelid Endorsement: Ma babies us tremendously and we love her lots.  We
wanna get her a playmate so we can hear her dook as loud as we do!  Plus
we'd love to meet more ferrets too!  She is a bit reticent until she
decides that you're okay to be buddies with...which is why we typed this
email when she wasn't looking.  Heheheheheheh.
 
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[Posted in FML issue 2505]