Blue-eyed cinnamon/sable Hooman-Jill, early 30s, seeks Hunky Hooman-Hob. No current or past hobs or kits, but owned by numerous critters! Object: Immense Mischief, Wardancings, and maybe(?) even little Weezils underfoot one day. Gourmet Homemade Raisin Treats, Hammock-Snuggling, Ear-Scritchings, and highly intelligent conversant Dookings are her specialties. Prospective Hobs must be 3.5lbs minimum and/or tall, have a cute chuckle, like to wrassle, and be excellent stashers. Garden-excavation experts, feline terrorizers, belly ticklers, all a plus! Drooling is acceptable so long as the prospective makes a point of putting down the lid on the litter box. Gibs, smokers and druggies need not apply; but perhaps we'll sneak a lick or two of micro together when no one's looking! -- Dookless In Seattle Mustelid Endorsement: Ma babies us tremendously and we love her lots. We wanna get her a playmate so we can hear her dook as loud as we do! Plus we'd love to meet more ferrets too! She is a bit reticent until she decides that you're okay to be buddies with...which is why we typed this email when she wasn't looking. Heheheheheheh. [Moderator's note: For the next week or two, Dookless can be reached directly be emailing <[log in to unmask]> BIG] [Posted in FML issue 2505]