Hi all,
 
In the interest of starting a lighthearted thread on the FML, why not
nicknames for your favorite fuzzy friends?  Here's mine to kick it off:
 
Ferret:  Jasmine, 2 year old sable female
Personality type: Most sociable/loves all people & ferrets, NEVER
nips/bites, dooks like crazy, only bad habit: likes to poop on the carpet
 
Nicknames: Jazz, Jazz-ma-tazz, Jammin', Jazzy, Sweet Pea, Sweetheart, Pooky,
Baby-girl, Honeybunch, 'Lil Brat (when she does the "sham poo" thing... ;-),
Dooker, the Dookster, Dookmeister
 
Ferret: Casey, 2 1/2 year old sable female
Personality type: Beautiful (check out the upcoming 1999 Ferret Calendar,
the "Africa" shot), yet somewhat "chubby" and shy, pretty independent, very
funny, likes to hide and sleep in funny places and positions, sometimes
ankle nipper (she's picky about who she likes... :-)
 
Nicknames: Case, the Casemeister, Caseeeeee, Caser, Casey-Baby, Fatso,
Pretty Girl, Chubster, Jelly Belly, Skitso, Crazy-Casey
 
Ferret:  Samantha, 1 1/2 year old silver mitt female
Personality Type: very sweet, total thief (she steals EVERYTHING), long
skinny fert, also loves all people/ferrets, never nips, quiet little lady,
absolutely perfect litter habits (the only one!)
 
Nicknames: Sam, Sammers, Sammy, Sam-I-Am, The Samster, Sweetie-Pie, Sweet
Pea, Baby-girl, Slinky, Skinny-minny, Noodle, Sammy Spaghetti, 'Sghetti,
Thief of Hearts, Stealer
 
Ferret:  Daisy, 6 month old dark-eyed white female
Personality Type: completely independent, strongwilled personality, yet
loves attention/other ferts, ONLY likes one human though (me), total
dooker & hisser, extremely hyper and entertaining fert
 
Nicknames: Daiser, Daisy-Daisy or Crazy Daisy, Daisy-Mae, Daisy Duke,
Dooker, Dookmeister, Psycho Ferret, Brat, 'Lil White Witch, Funny-girl,
Slinky
 
OK, now it your turns.... :-D
Jen and the foursome fuzzcrew, Jasmine, Casey, Samantha and Daisy!
[Posted in FML issue 2394]