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Sat, 7 May 2005 22:26:48 EDT
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One potater, two potater, three potater,four;
Kidnaped from their cupboard
To be dragged across the floor.
Shriveled puckered tubers
What a fickle fate to meet.
Found too late to stew em,
Steam, or serve them up with meat.
Firm small red potaters
never hyrt a fly
Stuffed into the highest drawers..
What a way to eye.
Matchin up the tooth marks
Left on victims skin.
Dental charts and DNA
Gives hope to Taters' Kin..
Got my own suspicions;
Suspects high and low
Curled up round taters
In all the drawers below..
[Posted in FML issue 4871]
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